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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Complainer and whiner

I'm writing this from my pedicure chair... The most uncomfortable pedicure chair I've ever sat in. I was tweeting about this experience but decided that I have more than 140 characters to share. I'm getting a pedi for the first time in Sumter... Here is a list of why it does not measure up to 1st Nails in Arlington
1. It smells like sick nasty feet
2. The chair is uncomfortable and swivels from side-to-side so everything they do to my feet involves my whole body
3. It's $10 more
4. They massaged my legs/feet for less than 15 seconds each, no joke
5. The language barrier won't allow for me to explaining dissatisfaction
6. They had about 30 color choices, all of which sucked
7. There aren't a bunch of girls I recognize from high school coming in and out that I can stare at and make myself feel better by thinking about how many hours they have spent in a tanning bed since we graduated.
8. "hero" by Enrique Iglesias is playing
9. The woman in the chair next to me is giving me the stink eye for asking my lady to fix her whack job of a pedi.

Worst.pedi.ever. And don't tell me I'm so lucky and blessed to be able to get a pedi because there are children in Africa that don't even have toes. I don't want to hear it.

A woman just came in asking for a pedi. I'm thinking about telling her to run for the hills.


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