I am trying really hard to focus and study right now. I have a huge test in less than 24 hours. My grade is absolutely dependent on my performance. Here are my exact thought processes, verbatim, right at this very moment. Somebody bring me some Adderall.
Really, how many extra points on the test will I really get by studying for the next 8 hours or so? Not that many I'm sure. It's totally not even worth it. Also not worth it, the wedding day countdown off of my Facebook profile, which I am deleting, stat. Time has never moved so slowly, this is getting ridiculous. Speaking of dignity, how much of that stuff would I lose by going ahead and changing my last name on Facebook to "Burton?" Too soon? Ok. Shame.ful. At least wait till its legally your name. Dignity, remember? Don't be "that girl." Also shameful, the noise going on outside right now. Do I still know enough spanish from high school to go outside and ask the workers to stop busting up concrete? I mean, I'm trying to study here, have some decency. I should google 'shades of yellow & grey.' Maybe then people won't question my wedding colors because I can be so stinking specific with them it will blow their minds." Done. Taupe Grey and Golden. Don't ask again. I also really like Ecru...I wonder how much my mom will hate me if I change my mind to this Ecru biznasty?
Dear Lord, please make me a sponge so I absorb all the Maternal/Child information I possible can here in the next 8 hours. Give. me. focus.
Amen.
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