Truck for Sale

We are selling Karl's truck, or trying to, before we leave South Carolina...err in the next 3 weeks. Selling it because it's a standard, which I have somehow gotten away without learning to drive for the past 5 years, plus it would be costly to get it to Texas, insure and maintain it for the year it will just be sitting, and then hope it still runs when Karl gets back- all for probably more than it's worth.  Still, this is the only car Karl has had since I've known him so it makes me so sad to get rid of it.  It's like one more piece to the sad Korea puzzle that is being put into place.  I will undoubtedly cry when that truck is gone.  Anyways... back to the point of this, a friend of Karl's had asked to buy it but has recently backed out so we have resorted to {drumroll, please} Craigslist.  Obviously the classiest, safest option where we are least likely to get scammed.  Please enjoy the following two REAL emails we received inquiring about the truck- WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE and how do they get by in real life???

If you know Karl or I you can imagine how hard it was for us to not respond with the world's most sarcastic email.  However, we didn't and I just replied that we did not, in fact, need a Martin D-35 guitar or anything for streetfighting.  And we do, actually, need all the money at the time of the sale.  Remember this post about Precious Moore?  Mhmmm.

Hannah K.C. Burton, car saleswoman